Friend's birthday special: Bean and the birthday of doom!

11pm 10 minutes until Beans birthday

So there we were, sitting staring at the clock.
10 minutes, a lot could happen in that time, we could be doing anything right now instead of farting our pants off.

9 minutes

So close, yet so far.

8 minutes

This is now getting really boring, I would talk but Bean told me not to.

7 Minutes

Me and Bean weren't the only ones there though, there was Bawan and Seb as well. 

6, no... five, no hang on...
4 minutes

The suspense is killing me.

3,
2,
1,

CRASH!
..............................................................................................................................................................................."whoops sorry about that" I dropped my glass on the floor accidentally "happy birthday Bean!"


What?
Did you think something bad was going to happen?

Well the- 

CRASH!
BANG!
"whoops, sorry I did it too, except I farted as well" said Bawan.

Happy birthday Ben,
Brodie (and join my clash of clans clan  "quackwarriors"  )