Slithery game of utter RAGE!

Slither.io.

Good game.

Rage?

OF COURSE!

This game is about a worm that tries to grow the largest out of the online community.

It's a really fun game, but after a while the rage kicks in and suddenly your like an angry gorilla without his bananas. (or just a normal person who has gone bananas)

This game is kinda like agar.io, but filled with worms.

Out of 10 I would give it a 9 because it's very laggy, even for a windows 10 computer.

Anyway, thanks for reading guys.

So long gamers,

Brodie (this blog is growing HUGE now , in views I mean)  

Dum Dum Dee Dum Dum Dee Dum Dan! Part 2

We arrived at... well I didn't really know until Ben told me about 2 seconds later.

"Welcome to Nevercity!"

I'm sure I'd heard that name from something else, but I didn't argue because he had been quite grouchy that morning (his kittens may have had a little accident in his frosties).

We were surrounded by little plants and little gnomes as soon as we got out of the potty time travel thingy.

One of them pushed forward a boy around our age but a little smaller than us.

"Hi I'm Dan, the gnome man, I have been expecting you."

"Lets get to the point, these are your powers"

He showed us a bunch of messed up cards.

Quack:
and duck powers.

"YES! MELEE WEAPONS!" I screamed.


Bean:

"YES! hi-tech falcon wings and hi-tech goggles!"


Find out what happens next time,

TO BE CONTINUED!

(sorry if this came out late, I accidentally set it to 29th instead of easter)

Dan Dan the gnome man part 1

This was it, me and Bean had found the mysterious cave of Plop Van Plop in north china.

Now you would think that it was a long journey, but when you have a portal gun it's kinda easy.

As we travelled deeper into the cave we found a glowing source of a....... gloworm.

But then we finally found........ some more glowworms.

"Come on Bean we have to go noooooooooooooooh my god what is that?"

"See, I told you the bog time traveler was here"

Standing in front of me was the most awesome golden rimmed plop catcher with lots of gadgets and weapons.

"I wonder who made them all, Bean?"

"Well from what I told you about a million times I think that you should know who built these.
Don't you remember when I told you that we were going to meet the most awesome inventor of all time ? He could give us superpowers and special weapons, this is where the fun starts"

"Cool!"

Find out what happens next time on Easter day.

Brodie (Ya wont some, I  give it ya)


 

sport relief

Hi guys and happy sports relief day for all you fellow gamers in England.

Today is the day when millions of people raise money for sport relief.

This charity helps children with medical problems, or help for the injured migrant/refugee children that are tumbling into different countries etc.

So the reason I'm writing a post on this is to raise awareness of it and get you guys to join in.

Some of you might have raised some money at school but we can do much much more.

Go to your local siansburys and buy one of their t-shirts or wristbands, get your parents to run one of the marathons , or you can do anything else to raise money.

So please please please donate.

Thank you.

Pictures!

So now I can put up pictures at the top of ma blog, cool right?

But now I've done that I can't put my name up there.

So you guys are gonna have to put up with it, for now.

I'm also gonna change it every now and then so make sure you're watching.

So long gamers and Quack kids,

Brooooodie.

Al vids!

So I've just realized that I haven't given you guys any links to Wierd Al, here you go.www.youtube.com/user/alyankovicVEVO

FEAR THE DAN OF DOOM!

Coming soon:
Raised by a pack of wild garden gnomes,
the intelligence of 100 donkeys,
he's got the strength of 10,000 whoopie cushions,
he's Dan,
Daniel Dan.

Friend's birthday special: Bean and the birthday of doom!

11pm 10 minutes until Beans birthday

So there we were, sitting staring at the clock.
10 minutes, a lot could happen in that time, we could be doing anything right now instead of farting our pants off.

9 minutes

So close, yet so far.

8 minutes

This is now getting really boring, I would talk but Bean told me not to.

7 Minutes

Me and Bean weren't the only ones there though, there was Bawan and Seb as well. 

6, no... five, no hang on...
4 minutes

The suspense is killing me.

3,
2,
1,

CRASH!
..............................................................................................................................................................................."whoops sorry about that" I dropped my glass on the floor accidentally "happy birthday Bean!"


What?
Did you think something bad was going to happen?

Well the- 

CRASH!
BANG!
"whoops, sorry I did it too, except I farted as well" said Bawan.

Happy birthday Ben,
Brodie (and join my clash of clans clan  "quackwarriors"  )

300 whoopeeeeee!

Its only been a few days since i got 200 but now I have got 300!
But Im not saying stop looking at my blog no no no.
Remember I said I wanted to get 1000 by the end of 2015, well that didnt happen.
So we have to get there by the end of 2016!
And with your help we can get there easily.

So long gamers,
Brodie

short story opening : Hello 2016! Where did you come from?

My new years day started off with a bang, and I mean that in many different ways.

1; fireworks
2: My buttomus went "QUAAAAAAAACK" so I replied "yeeeeeees" but it said nothing.
3: a magical bog roll blasted through my fart steamed window.

I was very surprised when he did this because we had loo roll blasting through your window proof windows.
"Why hello there young butt wiper" I said in confusion.
Another small puff flew out my bum in excitement.
"Hello there sir " it said in a cute little voice.
That was confusing seeing that he had enough power to blast through that window.
"Master Bean needs you for a mission sir".
"okaaaaay, but stop calling me sir, its kinda creepy"

Next time: Dr.shopping trolley and Mr. shopping basket

Brodie (FOR REAL)