Christmas post 1: funny pictures

 Sheldon (Big Bang Theory, Channel:E4)

Chuck Norris vs The phone with a very powerful forcefield

Story: Day of the living shopping trolley part too

So there I was , throwing out of date cabbages at this plastic wheelie creature when a boy also swung round the corner a lot like the shopping trolley.
He looked about my age with a dark blonde/ginger type of hair which was hanging from his face (not like a beard). He had jeans that looked waaaaay too big for him, and his T-shirt had mud splattered all over it.
A ball appeared from out of his long belt and he threw it at the monster.
It made the trolley fly away into the peas and charcoal (some kind of repelling magnet thingy).
He walked over to me and pulled a funny face.
"My name is Ben, but call me bean."he said.
"My name is Brodie, but call me quack" I said in a freaked out voice.
 "There are lots of other people like you, quack. You can join our little gang!"
"What other people like me, what gang?".
"Surely you know, the whole world is full of these things. Monsters, ghosts, shopping trolleys.But we are the only people that can see them. Welcome to our club!"

Find out what happens next in my next story.

Brodie (JUST DO IT!)
 

Story: Day of the living shopping trolley

Hi, I'm Brodie. A 10 year old kid from London. And the story I'm about to tell you happened just the other day, a normal one, well that's what I thought.

It was one day on the 9th of May (day before my birthday) and I was looking for something I could buy if I got some birthday money in a shop called shopping central.
It's not that good there really, most of the chocolate bars are half eaten and the magazines have big rips down the side.
Also things are out of place, like tissues in the ice lollie freezer or pillows next to horror DVDs.
And there's something weird about the staff, they seem to limp every now and then and when they move you hear a slight "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
Anyway, I was looking at this guys new magazine called Brodie gamesmaster weekly magazine when I heard a slight crack crunch smash. I thought it must've been someone dropping a bag of peas from down the salts and spices isle, but then I heard it again. crack crunch smash, then it started to get louder, crack crunch smash, like it was getting closer. crack crunch smash,a shopping trolley swung round the corner and started racing towards me.
I started throwing cabbages at it, but it wouldn't stop. What to do?

Find out next time in fart 2.

200 WOOP WOOP!

Say whaaaaaaa?

200 views, well 235 to be exact. (Exact...........posh word?)

Even though I haven't done a post in soooooooooo long (school n stuffs), I've managed to get to this amount.

But of  course it wasn't me (heh heh, that's actually quite a good song "i' wasn' me". Oh and by the way it doesn't sound right when you read it but that's actually how you sing it), it was you guys.

Thanks for all your help and keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep  reading! (strictly come dancing, rubbish show).

Brodie (meep meep)