Friend's birthday special: Bean and the birthday of doom!

11pm 10 minutes until Beans birthday

So there we were, sitting staring at the clock.
10 minutes, a lot could happen in that time, we could be doing anything right now instead of farting our pants off.

9 minutes

So close, yet so far.

8 minutes

This is now getting really boring, I would talk but Bean told me not to.

7 Minutes

Me and Bean weren't the only ones there though, there was Bawan and Seb as well. 

6, no... five, no hang on...
4 minutes

The suspense is killing me.

3,
2,
1,

CRASH!
..............................................................................................................................................................................."whoops sorry about that" I dropped my glass on the floor accidentally "happy birthday Bean!"


What?
Did you think something bad was going to happen?

Well the- 

CRASH!
BANG!
"whoops, sorry I did it too, except I farted as well" said Bawan.

Happy birthday Ben,
Brodie (and join my clash of clans clan  "quackwarriors"  )

300 whoopeeeeee!

Its only been a few days since i got 200 but now I have got 300!
But Im not saying stop looking at my blog no no no.
Remember I said I wanted to get 1000 by the end of 2015, well that didnt happen.
So we have to get there by the end of 2016!
And with your help we can get there easily.

So long gamers,
Brodie

short story opening : Hello 2016! Where did you come from?

My new years day started off with a bang, and I mean that in many different ways.

1; fireworks
2: My buttomus went "QUAAAAAAAACK" so I replied "yeeeeeees" but it said nothing.
3: a magical bog roll blasted through my fart steamed window.

I was very surprised when he did this because we had loo roll blasting through your window proof windows.
"Why hello there young butt wiper" I said in confusion.
Another small puff flew out my bum in excitement.
"Hello there sir " it said in a cute little voice.
That was confusing seeing that he had enough power to blast through that window.
"Master Bean needs you for a mission sir".
"okaaaaay, but stop calling me sir, its kinda creepy"

Next time: Dr.shopping trolley and Mr. shopping basket

Brodie (FOR REAL)