Slithery game of utter RAGE!

Slither.io.

Good game.

Rage?

OF COURSE!

This game is about a worm that tries to grow the largest out of the online community.

It's a really fun game, but after a while the rage kicks in and suddenly your like an angry gorilla without his bananas. (or just a normal person who has gone bananas)

This game is kinda like agar.io, but filled with worms.

Out of 10 I would give it a 9 because it's very laggy, even for a windows 10 computer.

Anyway, thanks for reading guys.

So long gamers,

Brodie (this blog is growing HUGE now , in views I mean)  

Dum Dum Dee Dum Dum Dee Dum Dan! Part 2

We arrived at... well I didn't really know until Ben told me about 2 seconds later.

"Welcome to Nevercity!"

I'm sure I'd heard that name from something else, but I didn't argue because he had been quite grouchy that morning (his kittens may have had a little accident in his frosties).

We were surrounded by little plants and little gnomes as soon as we got out of the potty time travel thingy.

One of them pushed forward a boy around our age but a little smaller than us.

"Hi I'm Dan, the gnome man, I have been expecting you."

"Lets get to the point, these are your powers"

He showed us a bunch of messed up cards.

Quack:
and duck powers.

"YES! MELEE WEAPONS!" I screamed.


Bean:

"YES! hi-tech falcon wings and hi-tech goggles!"


Find out what happens next time,

TO BE CONTINUED!

(sorry if this came out late, I accidentally set it to 29th instead of easter)

Dan Dan the gnome man part 1

This was it, me and Bean had found the mysterious cave of Plop Van Plop in north china.

Now you would think that it was a long journey, but when you have a portal gun it's kinda easy.

As we travelled deeper into the cave we found a glowing source of a....... gloworm.

But then we finally found........ some more glowworms.

"Come on Bean we have to go noooooooooooooooh my god what is that?"

"See, I told you the bog time traveler was here"

Standing in front of me was the most awesome golden rimmed plop catcher with lots of gadgets and weapons.

"I wonder who made them all, Bean?"

"Well from what I told you about a million times I think that you should know who built these.
Don't you remember when I told you that we were going to meet the most awesome inventor of all time ? He could give us superpowers and special weapons, this is where the fun starts"

"Cool!"

Find out what happens next time on Easter day.

Brodie (Ya wont some, I  give it ya)


 

sport relief

Hi guys and happy sports relief day for all you fellow gamers in England.

Today is the day when millions of people raise money for sport relief.

This charity helps children with medical problems, or help for the injured migrant/refugee children that are tumbling into different countries etc.

So the reason I'm writing a post on this is to raise awareness of it and get you guys to join in.

Some of you might have raised some money at school but we can do much much more.

Go to your local siansburys and buy one of their t-shirts or wristbands, get your parents to run one of the marathons , or you can do anything else to raise money.

So please please please donate.

Thank you.

Pictures!

So now I can put up pictures at the top of ma blog, cool right?

But now I've done that I can't put my name up there.

So you guys are gonna have to put up with it, for now.

I'm also gonna change it every now and then so make sure you're watching.

So long gamers and Quack kids,

Brooooodie.

Al vids!

So I've just realized that I haven't given you guys any links to Wierd Al, here you go.www.youtube.com/user/alyankovicVEVO

FEAR THE DAN OF DOOM!

Coming soon:
Raised by a pack of wild garden gnomes,
the intelligence of 100 donkeys,
he's got the strength of 10,000 whoopie cushions,
he's Dan,
Daniel Dan.

Friend's birthday special: Bean and the birthday of doom!

11pm 10 minutes until Beans birthday

So there we were, sitting staring at the clock.
10 minutes, a lot could happen in that time, we could be doing anything right now instead of farting our pants off.

9 minutes

So close, yet so far.

8 minutes

This is now getting really boring, I would talk but Bean told me not to.

7 Minutes

Me and Bean weren't the only ones there though, there was Bawan and Seb as well. 

6, no... five, no hang on...
4 minutes

The suspense is killing me.

3,
2,
1,

CRASH!
..............................................................................................................................................................................."whoops sorry about that" I dropped my glass on the floor accidentally "happy birthday Bean!"


What?
Did you think something bad was going to happen?

Well the- 

CRASH!
BANG!
"whoops, sorry I did it too, except I farted as well" said Bawan.

Happy birthday Ben,
Brodie (and join my clash of clans clan  "quackwarriors"  )

300 whoopeeeeee!

Its only been a few days since i got 200 but now I have got 300!
But Im not saying stop looking at my blog no no no.
Remember I said I wanted to get 1000 by the end of 2015, well that didnt happen.
So we have to get there by the end of 2016!
And with your help we can get there easily.

So long gamers,
Brodie

short story opening : Hello 2016! Where did you come from?

My new years day started off with a bang, and I mean that in many different ways.

1; fireworks
2: My buttomus went "QUAAAAAAAACK" so I replied "yeeeeeees" but it said nothing.
3: a magical bog roll blasted through my fart steamed window.

I was very surprised when he did this because we had loo roll blasting through your window proof windows.
"Why hello there young butt wiper" I said in confusion.
Another small puff flew out my bum in excitement.
"Hello there sir " it said in a cute little voice.
That was confusing seeing that he had enough power to blast through that window.
"Master Bean needs you for a mission sir".
"okaaaaay, but stop calling me sir, its kinda creepy"

Next time: Dr.shopping trolley and Mr. shopping basket

Brodie (FOR REAL)

Christmas post 1: funny pictures

 Sheldon (Big Bang Theory, Channel:E4)

Chuck Norris vs The phone with a very powerful forcefield

Story: Day of the living shopping trolley part too

So there I was , throwing out of date cabbages at this plastic wheelie creature when a boy also swung round the corner a lot like the shopping trolley.
He looked about my age with a dark blonde/ginger type of hair which was hanging from his face (not like a beard). He had jeans that looked waaaaay too big for him, and his T-shirt had mud splattered all over it.
A ball appeared from out of his long belt and he threw it at the monster.
It made the trolley fly away into the peas and charcoal (some kind of repelling magnet thingy).
He walked over to me and pulled a funny face.
"My name is Ben, but call me bean."he said.
"My name is Brodie, but call me quack" I said in a freaked out voice.
 "There are lots of other people like you, quack. You can join our little gang!"
"What other people like me, what gang?".
"Surely you know, the whole world is full of these things. Monsters, ghosts, shopping trolleys.But we are the only people that can see them. Welcome to our club!"

Find out what happens next in my next story.

Brodie (JUST DO IT!)
 

Story: Day of the living shopping trolley

Hi, I'm Brodie. A 10 year old kid from London. And the story I'm about to tell you happened just the other day, a normal one, well that's what I thought.

It was one day on the 9th of May (day before my birthday) and I was looking for something I could buy if I got some birthday money in a shop called shopping central.
It's not that good there really, most of the chocolate bars are half eaten and the magazines have big rips down the side.
Also things are out of place, like tissues in the ice lollie freezer or pillows next to horror DVDs.
And there's something weird about the staff, they seem to limp every now and then and when they move you hear a slight "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
Anyway, I was looking at this guys new magazine called Brodie gamesmaster weekly magazine when I heard a slight crack crunch smash. I thought it must've been someone dropping a bag of peas from down the salts and spices isle, but then I heard it again. crack crunch smash, then it started to get louder, crack crunch smash, like it was getting closer. crack crunch smash,a shopping trolley swung round the corner and started racing towards me.
I started throwing cabbages at it, but it wouldn't stop. What to do?

Find out next time in fart 2.

200 WOOP WOOP!

Say whaaaaaaa?

200 views, well 235 to be exact. (Exact...........posh word?)

Even though I haven't done a post in soooooooooo long (school n stuffs), I've managed to get to this amount.

But of  course it wasn't me (heh heh, that's actually quite a good song "i' wasn' me". Oh and by the way it doesn't sound right when you read it but that's actually how you sing it), it was you guys.

Thanks for all your help and keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep  reading! (strictly come dancing, rubbish show).

Brodie (meep meep)  

PC games part 2

Motorbike games

I think its time for another post.

I've been looking on the tinternet (yes I did mean to say it like that) and i found the best place for motorbike games.

   
Yup, most of the games you don't even need to download.

There's one game that I've been stuck on called moto X3M.

It's not that hard but to get all the stars it is.

Oh by the way I'm losing viewers again (probably because I haven't made a post in about a week) so you have to do better.

So long gamers,

Brodie (broom, broom)

SAY WHAAAAA?

Come on guys I know my blog isn't that good but we need to do better!

I want to hit 1000 viewers by the end of the year but that's not going to happen if you stop looking at my blog.

Tell your mom,dad,sister,brother,step mom,step dad,friends,god brother, god sister and even your TEACHER!

Please please please support my blog.

I can't promise you a prize but i'll put you're name on a post if you comment!

So long AWESOMELY AMAZING gamers,

Brodie (#sad face :(   )

Weird Al Yancovic!!!!

You'd never guess what concert I went to on Sunday.... MANDATORY FUN!!!!!!

Yes.. that's right, its time for more AL!

It was epicly AWESOME!

If you still haven't listened to this parody singing human then HURRY UP!

Mandatory fun is a great album and he has a POLKA awesome song called 'now that's what you call polka' and as I said, it is amazing!

Al is coming to an end to his tour but HOPEFULLY HE DOES IT AGAIN! (nudge, nudge) (wink, wink) (hint, hint)

I know i haven't done a post in ages but I hope you could keep watching!

By the way Yu-Gi-Oh! has been delayed until august, so sorry.

So long gamers,

Brodie (HUP 2, 3, 4)

Cute 'n' funny things part 5

100! WOOOOOOOO!

WOW!

I've actually hit 100!

I'ts only been two months and 100!

Thanks so much guys, and keep reading!

I want to hit 1000 so tell yer family 'n' friends to READ ME BLOG!

I hope you've enjoyed it all and PLEASE COMMENT!

so long gamers,

Brodie (100!)

Cute 'n' funnnnnny things part 4