Mooveees Fart 1

I'm here to show you what movies are good and what are bad, if you dont agree tell me in the comments.

Movie 1: ANT-MAN

I just watched this today in the cinema and it is awesome!

I dont want to spoil it much though so you're gonna have to work out what im saying.

Thief a be to used that guy normal a is Ant-man

Yellow-jacket called guy bad a is there.

When you read those sentences out is really sounds like i think your idiots but i dont so.... yeah.

.............................this is awkward.

But yeah as i said i really dont want to spoil it so im not going to write much.

So all i really wanted you to know was that this is a brilliant movie and y'all should go watch it.

So long gamers,

Brodie (throw the CHEESE)

  

Moosic Part 1

Songs are amazing! I'm here to point out all the good and bad artists that create  parodys and just awesome songs!

Artist noomber uno: WEIRD AL (Alfred yancovic)

He makes the best parodys in the WORLD! e.g Word crimes instead of blurred lines, Tacky instead of happy, White and nerdy instead of Ridin dirty.

I've known him since I was 2 and he is soooooooooooooooo FUNNY!

He's also made a movie called UHF which is about a man that is really creative but that means cant get a job. Soon he finds out his uncle has bought a TV station and he wants to be the proud owner of it! But the TV station is very poor and are battling it out against another company. They run a telethon to raise loads of money, but do they make it?

Weird al is so amazing I cant explain it! My favourite set of songs is his polka songs. They are a set of songs that he put together and sang by him.

Take a look at some of his songs, tell me your favourite song in the comments.

So long gamers,

Brodie (COWABUNGA!!!)
   https://www.youtube.com/user/alyankovicVEVO

PC Games Part 3

Yes that's right, JET PACK JOYRIDE!!!!!

This is an amazing game that I think should get 100 awards for being the best.

I've been playing this game for many years and got every single awesome toy you could get.

It is a creative and fun game that people of all ages should play.

But I do want to say after a while it just gets boring because you need loads of coins to get the awesome stuff.

The machines you can ride are really cool e.g profit bird, the hog, the dragon,the gravity suit and you can also get a pet called flash.

This scientist high-fivin , jetpack ridin , action packed game is fun for all the family.

Oh, and you can take awesome pics on the way!

So long gamers,


Brodie (ugh, was that you?)

Horrible Games Challenge Part 1

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I am about to do a challenge where I have to play gross games and blog about it. (yes I am doing what a certain youtuber has done)

First game: Frozen Dentist

Ugh! THAT WAS TORCHER! 

What I had to do was pick out all the broccoli from her teeth ,drill all the holes, grind off plaque, and put in her fillings.Truly pointless.

Second game: Injured Anna

Why oh why? You know someone actually sat down and thought, oh why don't I create a game where you pick thorns out of someone's FACE!

IT WAS TERRIBLE! I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW BAD IT WAS! Lets just say it was WORSE THAN THE LAST GAME!

Third game: Elsa Puppy Doctor

No.....just no! DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!

Well, that's all.

So long gamers,

Brodie (king of awesomeness)  

PC Games Part 2

Today I'll like to show you some more PC games and how awesome they are.

SECOND GAME: Duck Life


This is probably just your average brilliant game really.

Its about racing ducks and looking after them.

There are 4 different games I know of, but evolution is my favourite.

Aim of the game: you have to train your pets up to the big race and see if your duck is fast enough to win. If your little dukie wukie  wins then you go on to the next round.

You can also customize your duck so it looks FANCY!

Training: you get lots of different games in training e.g swimming, diving, flying and climbing.

Well that's all about duck life.


So long gamers,

Brodie (the gamemaster)

PS3 Games Part 2

Most of the games on the PS3 are AMAZING but some have got rubbish graphics and pooey quality.
I'm here to show you what games are good and what are bad.

GAME 2: Brink

This is game that not many people know of.

I only heard of it recently but it is the best game EVER, a good buy for good gamers.
It is basically call o doody except it is for younger peeps.

My favourite level is override the other teams compooter cos I am ze best at it. And just because it is fun.

This PS3 game cost around £8-£9.

You can customize yo own character and choose which side yo are, the good or ze bad.

Brink doesn't offer that much so this post isn't that long.

So long gamers,

Brodie (bang bang)

PS3 Part 1

Most of the games on the PS3 are AMAZING but some have got rubbish graphics and pooey quality.
I'm here to show you what games are good and what are bad.

GAME 1: MINECRAFT

If you don't know what Minecraft is then where have you been for the past 4 years?

It is one of my favorite games and it is for most of the other kids in the world as well!

If this is the first time you have heard about it you should definitely play it, I got it for about £12 for my PS3 but the money depends on what console you've got.

You also have to pay for most of the skins you get so I haven't got any very good skins.

You can play on a wide land and create anything you want in creative e.g homer,avengers,roller-coaster or even a fun land if you like. On survival you have another wide land that you can build on except this time you have to gather your own equipment and chop down yer own trees.

Minecraft is a good buy and I recommend it to children of all ages. Well that's all I know about this incredible game.

So long gamers,

Brodie (E-R)

Animation Compitition

Is anyone a good animator? I'm holding a competition where you can send me an animation and I will choose a winner by the end of the month. Please make it as bizarre as you can and can it have my name in it?

The winner will be announced as I have already said at the end of the month August the 30th.


So long gamers,

Brodie (ummm)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

This has been my favourite book since I was 6. I recommend this to people of all ages. It is amazingly funny e.g Greg went to the vets because he got bit by a pig so he had to put a thermometer in his mouth, but the vet probably uses the same thermometer for pets as well as humans and the vets stick it in the rear end. See it is really funny. I think that they should create more movies as well as books. But actually I've heard there's going to be a new book out called OLD SCHOOL. It sounds awesome! Have you read all of the books? Tell me in the comments, oh and if anyone can animate me a movie I would be delighted!

So long gamers,

Brodie  (mmmm, doughnuts)

DO NOT LOOK YOU MIGHT GET SCARED!

Brodie (tee-hee)

PC Games Part 1

First off I want to recommend Andcon Arcade, Kizi and Totaljerkface as good gaming sites for awesome gamers, they are the sites for my favourite games and home to most of my friends favourite  games as well. Right, first game HAPPY WHEELS!  

WARNING: this is not a game for children under the age of 8 or 9 oh well just ask your parents.

This is the game from Totaljerkface. It is a really fun game where you can throw yourself around and go on adventures. It is also very gory though so for the less awesome people THIS IS NOT THE SITE FOR YOU! I love playing as the irresponsible dad (as shown above) because he really doesn't care about his son, all he cares about is himself...and winning...and his bike. Why oh why does our parents say we cant play this game because its for older people or its too gory or we just aren't allowed to play video games (I feel very sorry for you). Happy wheels has loads of levels (over 1000) so you shouldn't get bored here. My favourite level is rope swing because that's where you can test your gaming skills. But for the brainier people try out the wide selections of quizzes. ALL I have to say now is PLAY THIS GAME!


Please comment on what I should do next and leave a like,

Brodie :) (DIE POTATO DIE)  

Welcome fellow gamers!

Hi, I'm Brodie (the Games master) and welcome to my blog!

Here's a few facts about me:

- I am a keen gamer and movie-watcher (that's my thing).

- I am hoping to one day be famous and rich (obviously,but that's not why i'm doing this, I just find it fun!)

- Hopefully you will enjoy all my posts and give me a lot of likes.

- I am also a bit funny, so be ready for some bad puns.

- No, I don't speak any other languages so if you don't understand English, sorry.

About my blog

As you know I am writing a gaming blog but there might be a few other things that i want to do e.g books, movies, stories, upcoming events and movie premiers,  and other things like that.

Also JOIN THE QUACK ARMY! This is one of the characters in my story series, but people call me that at school.So if you read my blog you are one of the quack kids (or adults).

I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE! oh yes, and sometimes i might get frustrated.

well that's DEFINITELY all,

Brodie (LOL)